As I'm sure you are not aware of I'm stuck on an island. WITH NO ADULTS. It is so hectic here. So serious. No one here respects me either! All the boys here are complete jerks to me. Also I told my friend Ralph what all the kids at school used to call me . Well that was a huge mistake. Now I am known as "Piggy" . Maybe that why they don't respect me . I mean lets be honest, who would respect a person who's name is "Piggy " . But auntie ... Gosh these boys... I don't think I have ever met any people ever as rude as them. See we have this "counch" and who ever has the counch gets to speak. So I have the counch and I before to talk and everyone else talks. But if it were Jack or Ralph talking they would all shut up and listen. But nope not with me, so I got dogged on for not being a strong leader then later dogged on for not taking every ones name. An now let's be honest who would want to write EVERY SINGLE person you see name's on what? Like what am I supposed to write on?! We are on an island! I guess either way it goes I did for a fact forget to wrote every ones names down. Well I think it's time to go and lay down now and prepare for tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Piggy.
Poor, Piggy! Nice letter! 20/20
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